*MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE CHAPEL...*

((from here.))

*itp: it is nighttime. there is an Albert seated in one of the bedside chairs, resolutely using his left hand to turn the pages of a book. sometimes it gets shaky. he is not actually reading.*

Just a heads up! I am currently doing an icon revamp. Not too long ago, I coloured all of Albert's icons, then...took a look at them recently, and realized I was working with bases which had been repeatedly put through the wringer in Photoshop, over the years. And thus his set was of dubious quality. 8|

AM NOW REMAKING AND RECOLOURING THE LOT to be sharper, cleaner and bolder! And adding in some new expressions, and considering keyword changes. So old threads are going to look really weird.

IT IS WORTH IT, THOUGH, TO GO FROM TO .

I should also do a state of the union essay on the man, but for now it is easier just to make him look pretty.

*some hours ago, this happened. and then this. and now a strategist in a hilarious eyepatch is waking up in the church, very confused.*

*...THERE IS A STRATEGIST, STANDING AROUND SOMEWHERE NOMINALLY PRIVATE

also fiddling with something in his hand*

*IN FRONT OF THE CHAPEL: there are people. One of them is a tall redheaded man dressed all in black, looking even more angry-eyebrowsy than usual and reading, totally deadpan, off a paper in his hand.*

"Good evening. My name is Albert Silverberg. I will be your presenter for tonight's show of daring, bravery and voluptuous glimpses of skin, so please sit back and enjoy the show.

( For your viewing pleasure tonight: the Daring, Brave, Amazing, Beautiful Frilly Fantastic Wonder Twins. )

Which makes it no less impractical.

((from here!))

I don't mind.

((from here))

...they appear to be withdrawing.

((CONTINUED FROM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE))

...

[In this post, Albert is playing with himself.

I mean playing with boggarts.

Er.]

Quite a party, wasn't it?

...nnnh.

Good evening.

You seem determined to stay.

((continued from here.))

*hisses, shifting back to straddle Abel's waist more firmly, then biting*

((IC thread continuation from here )8))